Please, let me fuck your mom
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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