david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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