BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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