Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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