Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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