I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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