Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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