Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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