I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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