It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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