Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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