she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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