You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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