Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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