He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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