Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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