quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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