North Korea, Best Korea!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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