Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
