these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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