I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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