Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
3 2 1 whiskey
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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