You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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