If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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