One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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