Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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