I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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