You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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