I feel like abortions should bother me more
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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