idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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