I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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