Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
