just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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