Sponge bath it is.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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