Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
