we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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