Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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