Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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