I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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