i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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