new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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