Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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