So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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