I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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