It's just like the Real World with babies
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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