He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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