just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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