remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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