If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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