how can u be prego again
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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