Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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