I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
