before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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